5,652 notes (9:26)even more last minute halloween costume ideas
- me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
- me: here read it
16,582 notes (11:27)college applican’t
301,871 notes (11:24)Basically, all my sentences start with one of these:
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
- dude
- yo
Bath mat turns red when wet.
want
Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.
❝
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I wish my moderate Republican friends would simply be honest. They all say they’re voting for Romney because of his economic policies (tenuous and ill-formed as they are), and that they disagree with him on gay rights. Fine. Then look me in the eye, speak with a level clear voice, and say,” My taxes and take-home pay mean more than your fundamental civil rights, the sanctity of your marriage, your right to visit an ailing spouse in the hospital, your dignity as a citizen of this country, your healthcare, your right to inherit, the mental welfare and emotional well-being of your youth, and your very personhood.” It’s like voting for George Wallace during the Civil Rights movements, and apologizing for his racism. You’re still complicit. You’re still perpetuating anti-gay legislation and cultural homophobia. You don’t get to walk away clean, because you say you “disagree” with your candidate on these issues.
— Doug Wright, Pulitzer and Tony Award winning playwright (via bookoisseur)
A CHOW CHOW SIBERIAN HUSKY MIX. HOLY FUCKING SANTA CLAUS.
hahahah oh my god this is the silliest looking animal ever
Silly?
IT’S FUCKING ADORABLE.
can i have it please
I want it :(
it’S LIKE A LITTLE BEAR AAAAH
ERMAGERD SIBERIAN CHOW CHOWS
want. want. want.
this man is so great
i mean how can you not re-blog?
God bless this man.
god bless you babe R.I.P
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