even more last minute halloween costume ideas
- me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
- me: here read it
Basically, all my sentences start with one of these:
- ok so
- no but seriously
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- but wait
- no wait
- oh wow
- so like
Bath mat turns red when wet.
Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.
— Doug Wright, Pulitzer and Tony Award winning playwright (via bookoisseur)
A CHOW CHOW SIBERIAN HUSKY MIX. HOLY FUCKING SANTA CLAUS.
hahahah oh my god this is the silliest looking animal ever
IT’S FUCKING ADORABLE.
can i have it please
I want it :(
it’S LIKE A LITTLE BEAR AAAAH
ERMAGERD SIBERIAN CHOW CHOWS
want. want. want.
tw rape, violence against women
So when men come at me with messages like “you’re a bitch because you believe in misandry” or “you scare me with your misandry posts” I want you to know that I want you to be scared. Not because I want to wield…